A crumb away from the true truth

You know, after careful speculation I have come to believe that if the truth is real than how can the brownie faction comply? I asked this question to two of my favorite interpreters and see their answers:

Carrot Translator: I think that if it is true then we should stick a toothpick 45 degrees to the left of the actual coral hot dog.

Marigold Fillibustor: I believe we must consult the apple pie.

After these two evaluations(which took 6 hours for them to compose I might add) the consultants proclaimed something truly spectacular. They said that if we raised more than 4 trillion dollars for the donut campaign then they each would donate a dollar to the campaign! Can you believe the generosity of these people?! It is so wonderful we have such truly remarkable, giving people in the societatle spectrum.

Salutations,

To the people of Greater Pot Province-

I am aware this blog has no purpose.

We must give it one.

For I am Erendira.

I can do whatever it takes to get this blog to the grand stands of wealth, fortune, and forest.

How will I do this?

Through sharp eyes, nose, ears,

and vaccination.

If you, like four thousand of your fellows, want to get out and be awesome.

This. is. the. blog. for. you.