See, I told you so?

That's what Henry thought. Inside, and outside, and in his liver. Henry would take revenge. Henry was a fish.

After a carefully calculated meal break, that is the sentence that popped into Henry's mind. How could he do this, he asked himself? What is the meaning of his very presumtuous cackling, who knows. Who cares! Let's just all be happy and try to revive King the Queen of an Archduke's lands.

Thanks for your honesty,

-Sentimental Steak Sauce Stuffer

How the mentor can stifle

When a waffle walks, how does it vaccuum?

This, and other new questions for the answering public of the private sector, are found in Newfruit award Jerry Spikemuncher's microwave, "How to say goodbye to umbrellas [w/ style]" is not available.

Thanks for your call.

We were a bit peckish.

There are too many punctuation marks after this sentence............................................................

How did the hummingbird talk to itself? Goodnight, said the sun, I will see you when you next have an X-ray.

A crumb away from the true truth

You know, after careful speculation I have come to believe that if the truth is real than how can the brownie faction comply? I asked this question to two of my favorite interpreters and see their answers:

Carrot Translator: I think that if it is true then we should stick a toothpick 45 degrees to the left of the actual coral hot dog.

Marigold Fillibustor: I believe we must consult the apple pie.

After these two evaluations(which took 6 hours for them to compose I might add) the consultants proclaimed something truly spectacular. They said that if we raised more than 4 trillion dollars for the donut campaign then they each would donate a dollar to the campaign! Can you believe the generosity of these people?! It is so wonderful we have such truly remarkable, giving people in the societatle spectrum.

Salutations,

To the people of Greater Pot Province-

I am aware this blog has no purpose.

We must give it one.

For I am Erendira.

I can do whatever it takes to get this blog to the grand stands of wealth, fortune, and forest.

How will I do this?

Through sharp eyes, nose, ears,

and vaccination.

If you, like four thousand of your fellows, want to get out and be awesome.

This. is. the. blog. for. you.