Monday, March 28, 2011

See, I told you so?

That's what Henry thought. Inside, and outside, and in his liver. Henry would take revenge. Henry was a fish.

After a carefully calculated meal break, that is the sentence that popped into Henry's mind. How could he do this, he asked himself? What is the meaning of his very presumtuous cackling, who knows. Who cares! Let's just all be happy and try to revive King the Queen of an Archduke's lands.

Thanks for your honesty,
-Sentimental Steak Sauce Stuffer

How the mentor can stifle

When a waffle walks, how does it vaccuum?

This, and other new questions for the answering public of the private sector, are found in Newfruit award Jerry Spikemuncher's microwave, "How to say goodbye to umbrellas [w/ style]" is not available.

Thanks for your call.

We were a bit peckish.

There are too many punctuation marks after this sentence............................................................

How did the hummingbird talk to itself? Goodnight, said the sun, I will see you when you next have an X-ray.