A crumb away from the true truth

You know, after careful speculation I have come to believe that if the truth is real than how can the brownie faction comply? I asked this question to two of my favorite interpreters and see their answers:

Carrot Translator: I think that if it is true then we should stick a toothpick 45 degrees to the left of the actual coral hot dog.

Marigold Fillibustor: I believe we must consult the apple pie.

After these two evaluations(which took 6 hours for them to compose I might add) the consultants proclaimed something truly spectacular. They said that if we raised more than 4 trillion dollars for the donut campaign then they each would donate a dollar to the campaign! Can you believe the generosity of these people?! It is so wonderful we have such truly remarkable, giving people in the societatle spectrum.