Salutations,

To the people of Greater Pot Province-

I am aware this blog has no purpose.

We must give it one.

For I am Erendira.

I can do whatever it takes to get this blog to the grand stands of wealth, fortune, and forest.

How will I do this?

Through sharp eyes, nose, ears,

and vaccination.

If you, like four thousand of your fellows, want to get out and be awesome.

This. is. the. blog. for. you.